I thought this was really funny and very true. Mark will come home
some days and ask me what I have done and this has been all too many
times my thoughts. But I just tell him....I really don't know.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my lawn.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and
decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail
on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail
in the garbage canunder the table, and notice that the
can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and
take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the
mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as
well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table, and see that
there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go
inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that
I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to
push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should
put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of
flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my
reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going
to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container
with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking
for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen
table, so I decide to put it back in the living room where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills
on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels
and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day -
the lawn isn't watered, the car isn't washed, the bills
aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on
the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there
is still only one check in my check book, I can't find
the remote, I can't find my glasses, I don't remember
what I did with the car keys, and my neighbor called to
tell me he turned off the hose that was flooding the driveway.
Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long,
and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check
my e-mail.
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